I Bought a New Spaceship

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04/19/2016 at 11:45 • Filed to: None

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And now I think I’ll just listen to this while looking at it for a bit:


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 11:50

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Looks like your space shuttle burned up a bit on re-entry.


Kinja'd!!! CB > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 11:52

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One thing I thought was neat about Mass Effect 2 (I think?) was the fact that there were models of the two Normandy ships in Shepard’s bedroom, and you could actually see the size difference between the two.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 11:54

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Both the first and second generation Normandy ships are just good SciFi ship designs. Years later they still hold up really well from a design point.

They’re just good.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > TheHondaBro
04/19/2016 at 11:54

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I’ve had that thing since I was born, more or less, and time hasn’t been kind—particularly when it comes to the plastic bits.


Kinja'd!!! Montalvo > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 11:54

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > CB
04/19/2016 at 11:58

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Shepard’s model ship obsession was, all at once, a fun character quirk, a decent way to frame an in-game collectable, and a major aid in moving actual physical models of Mass Effect ships to players.

And yeah, making Shepard’s Normandy models to scale was a nice touch, even if - for obvious reasons - most of the rest of the collection was not.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Montalvo
04/19/2016 at 11:59

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And model ships for the desk shelves!


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > spanfucker retire bitch
04/19/2016 at 12:00

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Yup, it’s an iconic design—I just wish they’d given the SR2 the SR1's paintjob for Mass Effect 3, instead of all that blue.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 12:00

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Great excuse to post agsii1 videos:


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 12:02

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What ship is that in the top right of the image? Enterprise - B?


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/19/2016 at 12:02

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I should go.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Agrajag
04/19/2016 at 12:09

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Yup, Enterprise B. They’re all there except the C, the JJPrise, and I guess the J?

I’d like to find a decent pre-made C model, but I’m not really fussed about the J, and I actually already own a JJPrise, but refuse to put it anywhere where I can actually see it, lest the unreasonable rage I feel whenever I think about those films take me by surprise.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 12:18

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I always thought the C was awesome looking. When netflix finally put the HD versions of TNG up,“Yesterday’s Enterprise” was the first one I watched.

Completely forgot about the J. Could’ve done without being reminded, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Bricks > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 12:20

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you DO NOT want to know what goes on inside that ship...


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 12:26

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I would love to get a larger model of the Alliance Normandy SR2. I have played the trilogy so many times, I basically have it memorized.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bricks
04/19/2016 at 12:37

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I went to a panel with Mark Meer at Dragon Con last year, and he’s a riot. He will actually say “we’ll bang, OK?” on request.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Bricks
04/19/2016 at 12:38

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Been there, had sex.

(With Tali, ‘cause she’s the best.)


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
04/19/2016 at 12:40

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They do sell an Alliance SR-2, and I think it’s slightly bigger. I prefer the Cerberus version, personally, but only ‘cause I’m not the greatest fan of Mass Effect 3. What I’d really like is an SR-2 painted in the SR-1's silver, black and red.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/19/2016 at 12:42

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He’s great—I particularly love this dramatic reading of the Commander Shepard Song.

Jennifer Hale will always be Shepard to me, though, even if I do sometimes play dudeshep for the sake of romancing Tali, who is Best Girl(TM).


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 12:47

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Mark Meer has also cosplayed as Commander Shepard at Dragon Con, and at that panel handed out to people some bottles of an alcoholic microbrew “N7-up”. One of the last questions asked at the panel was “was there anyone in the series that you would have liked to be able to save and couldn’t?” - MM, raised eyebrows, pause: “COMMANDER SHEPARD”


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Agrajag
04/19/2016 at 12:48

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Let’s make sure history never forgets... the name... Enterprise !

It’s not my favourite, but I do like the way it bridges the Constitution and Galaxy-class aesthetics so effectively—it helps establish a clear in-universe design lineage.

And yah, most people forget the J, with good reason. Thankfully, the nature of Enterprise’s dodgy timelines means it can be ignored should they want to make a series about an NCC-1701-J at some point.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/19/2016 at 12:54

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Yeah, I’ve seen pictures of that—it was a pretty good costume, too.

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(Gotta love that Shepard/Samara shipping. I’m pretty sure that’s the actual model for Samara cosplaying her, too.)

“was there anyone in the series that you would have liked to be able to save and couldn’t?” - MM, raised eyebrows, pause: “COMMANDER SHEPARD”

So say we all, Mark.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > KirkyV
04/19/2016 at 13:03

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I’m looking for something that’s 1-2ft in length. It would be really cool to get a kit too.